kazikrotem:

Everyone knows there are only two human emotions: Freddie Mercury crying out “I don’t wanna die, sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” and Florence Welch declaring “I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I’m gonna cut it out and then restart”.

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somnolentsuggestions:

at some point someone’s gonna kiss you on the forehead which is just fucking stellar so stay alive for that

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ardrha:

whoever has my voodoo doll pls kiss it’s forehead i need it

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gallusrostromegalus:

elodieunderglass:

istezada:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

augustdementhe:

captainrinsuu:

chibikittens:

the-last-hair-bender:

durbikins:

goattrain:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

THESE

And theyre called….. oh no-

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

Neon Groantube Evangelion

God that’s so ominous

I prepared myself. I prepared myself for the unholy utterances I was certain would be cast at me, as though they were being cast from hell, and yet I was so, so defenseless for the real thing.

God damn

…clown ghosts.

Art is cancelled

Cicadas do not race cars. If cicadas did race cars, this is what it would sound like.

the Groaning Machine is so heartstoppingly on-brand for me that I had to watch it twice before I appreciated the sheer Art of it, which is that somebody aligned all the tubes and wheels to carefully calibrate this sound, which rises and falls in a calculatedly horrible way, I am filled with so much respect

This Machine.

This Machine is writing something Angsty in RP
This Machine is the video from The Ring
This Machine is finding a way to casually drop a horrifying ‘Fun Fact’ into a conversation, like the existence of the Wyoming Supervolcano, or where Pearlfish live.
This Machine is an Unfortunatley Well Constructed Pun

An absolute delight for the creator, though strictly speaking the effort was Far Too Much For The Result, and it eats at least some portion of your soul to create it
…and an Abomination for the viewer, who must now live with that knowledge.

The only cure. 
Is the video.
In inflicting the curse of Wretched Knowledge upon someone else, we are freed.

Go on.  Share it. 

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charlesoberonn:

fandomsarepainful:

charlesoberonn:

casual–witchcraft:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

micaxiii:

charlesoberonn:

dikubutto:

jadensilver:

sudokobitch:

mr-elementle:

charlesoberonn:

soft-riddler:

charlesoberonn:

soft-riddler:

charlesoberonn:

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!

*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

• shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
  
• A black domino mask
  
• A dark grey wool hat
  
• a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
  
• a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

You do the crime, you get the crime.

The plan is working!

Now Crime Man has to have a seperate blog all on its own as well as its own following.

The plan is to eventually make a crowdfunding campaign for a Crime Man graphic novel. I’m already in talks with people who could do the art.

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everydayforkeeps:

humorqueen:

voguediet:

suspend:

i just found this super cool reusable menstrual pad that will save us thousands of bucks

apparently an average woman spends about $120/year on pads and tampons and an additional $20/year on medications for cramps and other period side effects. since we menstruate for approximately 40 years, we spend (40 times 140) =  $5,600 for our period over our lifetime. 

IMAGINE WHAT YOU CAN BUY FOR $5,600?!?!

which is why i turned to menstrual pads. eco-friendly, economical and healthy 

also, im saying goodbye to everyone in the public bathroom knowing im on my period

i got the pads here and they have all the info on their website!

also check out other eco-friendly products with their info here!

I’ve read about diapers, tampon and pads containing toxic chemicals:

“A recent study published in Reproductive Toxicology³ confirms the results of a previous study⁴ from 2014 demonstrating how the feminine care industry sells products containing harmful chemicals, including pesticides, fragrances, dyes and preservatives.”

So not only are menstrual pads cheaper, they’re also safer for your body!

sis i got this and have been using reusable pads for three years i can tell y’all it’s 100% reliable than your ex telling you hes a changed man, 100% discreet than your ex’s loud chewing and 100% healthier than your toxic relationship

so stop thinking of your ex and start using reusable pads instead

both sis got points but i dont know which point drove me into buying the pad

its probably thinking about what i can buy for $5,600 like thats so overwhelming thats 10% of my college debt right there

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feministdragon:

downhomesophisticate:

I don’t think a lot of people really understand that ecosystems in North America were purposefully maintained and altered by Native people.

Like, we used to purposefully set fires in order to clear underbrush in forests, and to inhibit the growth of trees on the prairies. This land hasn’t existed in some primeval state for thousands of years. What Europeans saw when they came here was the result of -work-

the east coast was all mature and maintained food forests. decades if not centuries of nurturing and maintenance. when the british arrived they were amazed that there were paths through the forest just “naturally” lined with berries and edible plants, like a garden of eden. then they tore that shit down to grow wheat. dumbasses

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howlsmovingmeme:

unified-multiversal-theory:

idrinkluciostears:

yawpers:

thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please puHLEAAASSEEEEEEE BE SAFE

They are called sundown towns and there are a LOT of them in the US.

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/sundowntowns.php

This website has a clickable map where you can see suspected and confirmed sundown towns by state, as well as information about whether these attitudes are historical or current.

Sundown Towns by James W. Loewen

The homepage of Dr. James W. Loewen, author of Lies My Teacher Told Me, Lies Across America, and Sundown Towns.

sundown.tougaloo.edu

I live in southeast Texas, literally minutes form Vidor. OP is not kidding. OP is not exaggerating. Do not stop there. I will honest to god meet you with a can of gas if you run out on I10, just stay away from there. Make it to Beaumont. Make it to Bridge City or Lake Charles.

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roaminromans:

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hedwig-dordt:

therosielord:

Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”

Intermediate level: call dumb action movies ‘dick flicks’

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